Where tactical meets practical, and happy hours meet DOD contracts.
Securing nothing but government contracts since yesterday.
Innovating Tomorrow's Conflicts Today
Because every problem can be solved with more pockets.
This passed-over O-5 is bringing a chip on his shoulder bigger than the Pentagon! After a career-defining 2-year stint at DIU (where he almost renamed it to "Disrupt-o-vation Unit"), Buck is locked and loaded to show the VC world what REAL innovation looks like.
Go-to phrase: "In my day, we disrupted with bayonets, not blockchains!"
This three-star powerhouse has never met a leadership book he couldn't quote or a tech buzzword he couldn't misuse. Buzz is convinced AI stands for "Always Invest" and blockchain is a new type of body armor.
LinkedIn articles on "The Quantum Leap of Cyber-Enabled Smart Dust in Modern Warfighter Paradigms" have been ignored by dozens.
Fresh out of a 4-year stint as a Public Affairs Officer, Molly's experience crafting tweets for her battalion's 37 followers has uniquely positioned her to lead our blockchain strategy. She once attended a 2-hour webinar on cryptocurrency, making her our resident expert.
Investment thesis: "If it has 'coin' in the name, we're all in!"
We've weaponized the art of transforming our limited military experiences into an impenetrable facade of operational expertise. Changed a lightbulb on base once? Congratulations, you're now our Chief Illumination Innovation Officer!
Using our finely-honed skills of looking important in meetings, we secure massive funding rounds faster than you can say "I need a new challenge coin." Our pitch strategy? A classified blend of buzzword bingo, war story embellishment, and strategically applied confusion.
Why waste time actually helping startups when you can profit from their hopes and dreams? Our accelerator program charges exorbitant fees based on the mere whisper of potential government contracts.
In today's cutthroat defense tech landscape, it's not enough to just disrupt - you need to disrupt with style. Enter the Chief Vibes Officer (CVO), the game-changer your startup didn't know it needed...
Read MoreIt all started when I accidentally spilled my keto-friendly, nootropic-infused protein shake on my keyboard during a late-night COD session. Little did I know, this mishap would lead to revolutionizing military nutrition...
Read MoreForget trust falls and escape rooms. At TactiBro Ventures, we believe in forging unbreakable bonds through shared near-death experiences. Here are our top 5 team building activities that would make even Navy SEALs question their life choices...
Read MoreAt TactiBro Ventures, we're not just investing in companies; we're investing in a lifestyle. Our partners have a combined 3 years of ROTC experience and have watched every season of "24" twice. We believe that the future of defense lies in disruptive technologies, tactical apparel, and really cool challenge coins.
Our investment criteria are SIMPLE but LETHAL:
At TactiBro Ventures, we're not just riding the wave of defense innovation – we're surfing it on a board made of shredded DOD contracts while chugging a tactical energy drink!
Never underestimate the power of a good tactical vest. Our research shows a direct correlation between the number of vest pockets and perceived expertise. That's why every TactiBro team member is issued a minimum of three Patagonia vests upon joining.
After serving as his platoon's unofficial CrossFit coach and protein shake mixologist, Brock knew he was destined for greater things. His 6-week online course in growth hacking has prepared him to scale startups faster than he can do burpees (his record is 3).
Brock firmly believes that the key to startup success is "more reps, more users, bro!" #GrowthMindsetGainz
Dexter's claim to fame? Creating a 387-slide presentation on improving email efficiency that nobody read. Now, he's bringing his unparalleled skills in "death by PowerPoint" to the startup world.
His secret weapon? Transition animations that are louder than an artillery barrage. #PitchPerfect #DeathByDisruption
We don't just use buzzwords; we MOAB them (Mother Of All Buzzwords). Our proprietary AI-blockchain-quantum-enabled-cyber-resilient-multi-domain-operations-synergy-engine turns every pitch into a shock and awe campaign of techno-babble.